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        First, tell us a bit about yourself:
Your age:
 years
Your gender:

Your height:
 cm (metric converter)
Your weight:  kg (metric converter)

        How long have you been drinking for?
Enter the time you started drinking and the current time. You can also enter the total elapsed time in the hours and minutes boxes.
  Hour Minute AM/PM  
I started drinking at:  
The time is now:  
Total time elapsed:  hours   mins  




        What did you drink?
Enter in a type of drink and the number of those drinks consumed, then press "Add". If your drink isn't listed, you can manually enter the alcohol level and size of glass (metric converter) instead of choosing a drink from the list. Continue with each type of drink you consumed during the period. If you make a mistake, press "Clear all drinks" and start over.
Drink Type Alcohol Level Drank From Number

... Or enter your own:   %
 mL

 List of drinks consumed:    (Clear all drinks)
        The Results
Press "Calculate" to display results ---->   

Alcohol Ingested:
g
Alcohol Remaining:
g
Blood Alcohol Content:
% (Approx. reading only)

BAC varies based on sex, age, body size, body type, and a whole range of other things that make this calculation indicative only and not to be used as evidence in a court of law. If you want to know your BAC accurately, go find a policeman and ask him to breath test you. Click here for the assumptions used in this calculator.


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For the benefit of those trying to convert imperial to metric in their head, and the obvious impact that alcohol has on mental arithmetic ability, here's a converter for you.

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    This web site does not endorse drink driving or the excessive consumption of alcohol. Blood alcohol calculations are to be used as a guide only.